The World is her Oyster

Sex sells; everyone knows this. In today’s fame obsessed culture the vagina has become a commodity; a ‘golden pussy’ the key to success.

As fragile as bone china, as delicate as a flower, yet female sexuality has the power to unlock riches. A ‘pussy on a plate’ offered up to the highest bidder. Money has become the greatest measure of our worth.

Sleep your way to the top. Evita did it. Celebrity can be achieved using sexuality. Release a private video for the internet. That’s the way to do it. That’s aspiration. That’s the way to the top. ‘Oh no my video has appeared on the internet!’. ‘How terrible I am so ashamed, what of my Mum sees it?’ I will buy her a house with the money I make from appearing in lads mags, that’s what I will do. University, degree, qualifications. Forget it I know an easy way to the top.

This exclusive plate is available to buy online now for £69.00

We accept cheques posted to Blighty HQ in the contact us section although Blighty can not guarantee purchase which is strictly on a first come first served basis. There are only 250 plates in each design so on-line is the quickest way to assure purchase and avoid dissapointment.